WHO MADE THIS!!! If you watch one thing today, make it this. Some much needed meme humor in the darkness of today’s events.
All my blogs are backed up
So I guess it’s just a case of finding a better place to post them. It may take a while, and I’ll let tumblr people know when i find a new home.
Another marriage comes to a swift and efficient technological end and another much-needed stud enters a wife. All thanks to MorphTech Industries.
Thierry Mugler, 1995
For some, the commitment to fashion is more than skin deep. Our model Amber for example has opted at our latest show to display the very newest in robotization fashion not as add-ons, but as replacements.
That means she’s swapped some body parts (approx 37%) for the very latest in new shiny robot fashion. Of course like any fashionista this wont be the end of exploring the possibilities of this trend. Next season there will be new robotic looks to try and her mechanical parts are easily replaced. But Amber doesn’t let having one of the top bodies in the industry get in the way of exploring the opportunities this new technology presents.
“I’ve always considered having this great body as a door to exploring visual possibilities. Only a few years ago that meant being a good clothes horse, but now I can go much further. I’m already past the point of being able to function without machinery, so there’s nothing to hold me back in maybe replacing more of myself next season. I’m not really attached to the flesh, people have already started to accept me as something new. Who’s to say I wont move on from all my organic matter in a few seasons time. Then there really will be no fashion limits for me.”
All the couples who go into the time loop machine know the risks. For most it means having their peak sex moment, usually a 5 minute snatch of time, looped for their pleasure for hours on end. But for those who are unlucky enough to experience a malfunction, the time loop glitches into a random split second of unending time loop.
This leaves the machine’s technicians with a dilemma. Switch it off and erase the unlucky couple’s existence forever, or trust that the blink of time they are looping in perfectly represents their relationship. In the case of Nacho and Bella, the choice was easy. And somewhere in a hidden corner of a warehouse only visited by the perviest of technicians are two of the world’s best pornstars, trapped in a moment of never ending rough sex.
